The Eye Licking Truck Stop Employee
This has to be one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard with my own ears.
I rode my motorcycle down to Ozark, Arkansas to meet my parents at Aux Arc Park. I stopped at the "Love's" truck stop at exit 37 on I-40 to fill my bike up with gas and to take a small break.
I was sitting in the food seating area inside the truck stop to relax for a few minutes. Some of the truck stop employees must have been taking a break, and decided to congregate around a corner table.
I couldn't help but overhear their conversation. The conversation turned very bizarre when one of the young female employees, pretty much out of the blue, started talking about her friend. The part of the conversation I heard in regards to the friend was, "...if you'll let me lick your eye. After I licked her eye we've been best friends ever since. She's screwed up like I am. Eyes are oily when you lick them. It's not really a taste, but an oily feeling on your tongue."
That's got to be about the most bizarre statement I've ever heard anyone make!!!!!!